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Ash Nom DePlume's Author
Connection Page

Greetings and Salutations.


Thank you for visiting as you have arrived at the webpage for Ash Nom DePlume, a modern storyteller known under the euphemism of an author.  It sounds so much nicer than the other label of B***S*** ARTIST.


Here you will find links to my works and sometimes behind-the-scenes information.  If there are questions that need answering, such as what was meant by this, or where is this going.

Please remember these stories are fiction.  It is all in good fun, and while I endeavor to keep the science on the level of the real and facts about social phenomena or events.


The disclaimer of “This is a work of fiction.  Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner.  Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely fictional in the event of public figures and in the case of a private person, a coincidence, and whatever label goes with more than imaginary.  This is just all good fun and entertainment.


I try to keep conversations and such to a very realistic tone, so I cannot believe you quoted this or that at a time like this, or that was very punny but not funny.  Obviously,, the TV shows, movies, songs, and whatever are being quoted did not participate, so I may not want to be associated with my fictitious universe or the grander version in which all fiction stories reside.  While my characters engage in many behaviors, some of which are questionable and others that are just out there wrong; this does not mean that I, as the storyteller/author, condone, endorse, or recommend acting like the characters unless they are doing some variation of acts of kindness.


This site is to keep those who care informed and as a means to reach me. 

Privacy Policy.  I and my site and whatever are not in the business of collecting information to sell, distribute, etc.  So to state the obvious, if you don’t want to be contacted via a list, assuming I ever generate a newsletter or some announcement worth telling the world about.  If you don’t desire to be contacted in the future, let me know.  I will endeavor to remove your contact information from the listserv.  Books, stories, audiobooks, and whatever else comes along is a source of joy, not getting nagged.  If you don’t want to be contacted in the future, assuming I am contacting you now, once again, let me know.


If you want to beta read some of my work, let me know.  Some schools are making use of my products and if you are a teacher who wants to use my material, once again, let me know how to get you the materials, hopefully on a budget of free or as close to it as I can pull off for a fellow teacher.  As times change, so have my publishing contracts’ conditions.  I am assuming they will again, so prices and mileage may vary.




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The form to email me does work.  It all goes to the same place eventually


Everything else will bounce.